7 girls, 6 waffles, 5 bikes, 4 brownies, 3 canals, 2 coffee shops, 1 Amsterdam

Amsterdam has a rep for being a city of sin, and although it isn’t all that, sometimes it is. Over the course of my travels I’ve heard some hilarious stories from different backpackers about what happens after you exit the infamous coffee shops in Amsterdam.

This one time in Amsterdam.. I went out for dinner and drinks and when the waiter came over we asked for a second round. The waiter proceeded to ask us if we would be getting the same beer again. We corrected the waiter and told them that no in fact we wanted a second round of food, not drinks. We ate the same meal twice.

“What if heaven was just a party?”

One time in Amsterdam I listened to a whole tour in Dutch and it wasn’t until the end that I realized that it wasn’t in English

“Where am I?”

“You look like a cat in a good way”

One time in Amsterdam I spent 45 euros on waffles, sausages and candy in less than 20 minutes

Instagram posted: 10hrs ago
“I’ve been like this for ten hours…?”

One time in Amsterdam I wanted the hostel floor to be covered in mattresses so I took the mattresses off the top bunks and put the table and chairs on top of the bunk beds instead

“I would fuck Ronald McDonald because he could be hot under his makeup”

This one time in Amsterdam I sat at the bar by myself doing shots staring at this beautiful man waiting until he talked to me. Turns out the guy I was staring at was a famous Dutch porn star.

– “I smell Weed”
– “Bacon??!”

This one time in Amsterdam I saw two milfs make out

Finishes massive plate of pancakes with strawberries, nutella and whip cream “I can’t wait till I’m hungry again so I can eat a waffle”

One time in Amsterdam I was so high that when we went out on the dance floor all I did was stand

– “I love how in these restaurants they watch us”
– “They’re watching us?! Lets go”

This one time in Amsterdam I saw a guy masterbating on side of the street and he didn’t even have a care in the world that we were walking right by him

– “We won’t get wet on the boat cruise because it’s covered”
– “Unless it leaks”

One time in Amsterdam I saw a man rolling a joint by a Prostitute, with cops everywhere, and one cop politely asked him to please put it away and that it would be better to do it in a coffee shop

“I feel like I only have a neck”

This one time in Amsterdam I was so high I didn’t know what to do with my joint, I thought it was cocaine and I wondered if I should put it in my nose

– “I wonder what sex would be like high?”
– “I would just be dead fish.. like yeah”

“What is my face? My face is fucking ridiculous”

This one time in Amsterdam I ate two brownies and thought a guy was following me but he was just the guy in the line behind me, so when I moved forward in the line he would obviously follow.. I freaked out and made everyone quickly leave

“We were grown inside someone.. that is so fucked up”

– “Why are you changing your underwear?”
– “It was time”

“I’m trying to keep it normal”

“Always wash your hands because you could have touched the same railing as the guy who masterbated”

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3 thoughts on “7 girls, 6 waffles, 5 bikes, 4 brownies, 3 canals, 2 coffee shops, 1 Amsterdam

    1. Thanks 🙂 You definitely need to make it to Amsterdam at some point, it was one of the best and funniest trips I’ve had!

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